【每日一句】
Put it on my tab.
记在我的账上。
注释:tab为小纸片的意思，在过去没有签帐卡、信用卡的时代，外出购物可能会发

生带不够钱的窘境，于是老板通常便把所赊的帐记录在一张小纸片上，因此put it

on one's tab便是“记在某人的帐上”的意思。
【每日一笑】
Essay or Criticism
After Professor Brown returned some corrected essays to the students, a

puzzled student raised his hand. Pointing to a word the professor had

circled in his essay, he said, "I can't read what you wrote about it in

the margin, sir."After intense scrutiny the professor finally deciphered

his criticism: "Illegible."

论文还是评语
布朗教授把批改过的作文发给学生后，一个迷惑不解的学生举手提问。他指着在他

作文上用红笔圈的字说道，“我看不出关于这个字你在边页上写的是什么。”经过

仔细认真地研究，这位教授才辨认出他自己的评语：难以辨认。
【每日一猜】
<今日谜题>
How can you make a slow horse fast?
<昨日谜题>
Why are your legs like cows?
答案
besause they have calves. 你答对了吗？
【每日谚语】
Human pride is human weakness.
骄傲是人类的弱点。
【每日背诵】
Dancing
Dancing in all its forms cannot be excluded from the curriculum of all

noble education：
dancing with the feet，with ideas，with works，and，
need I add that one must also be able to dance with the pen？



跳舞
所有高尚教育的课程表里都不能没有各种形式的跳舞：
用脚跳舞，用思想跳舞，用言语跳舞，
不用说，还需用笔跳舞。