【每日一笑】
reset bait
A man and his wife were on a holiday. They went for a sail. Unfortunately

the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to

let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he received a wire

saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs. Send instructions."

The man sent a wire back saying, "Sell crabs, send the money; reset

bait."

把诱饵扔回海里
一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海，不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人

叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。二个星期后，他接到了一份电报

：“尸体已于昨日找到，上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”男人回电报说：“卖掉螃蟹

，收入汇过来；诱饵扔回海里。”
【每日一猜】
<今日谜题>
What is the difference between a man and a banana peel?
<昨日谜题>
Why is the letter T like an island?
答案
Because the letter "t" is in the middle of "water"！ 你答对了吗？
【每日谚语】
Haste makes waste.
欲速则不达。
【每日背诵】
work
In order that people may be happy in their work，
these things are needed： they must be fit for it；
they must not do much of it；
and they must have a sense of success in it.

工作
为了使人们在工作的时感到快乐，必须做到以下三点；
他们一定要胜任自己的工作，
他们不可做得太多；
他们必须对自己的工作有成就感。